welcometothehummels:

porcelainandothergay:

Can we talk about how Chris went from this

to this

I watch glee for the plot

• person: i can spend all day on the internet
• me: do you have a tumblr?
• person: no
• me: do you read fanfiction?
• person: no
• me: I don't understand

rootvegetable:

calvinjcandie:

(x)

#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

#Leonardy DiCaprisun

psychoticmusic:

why do i even like this woman so much she’s fucking insane

internetexplorers:

ican-t-believe-i-actually:

internetexplorers:

look you lil bitch

your URL though you can’t deny it fits perfectly

son of a bitch

• Me: Hey mum, Finding Dory's coming out in 2015.
• Mom: What's that?
• Me: The sequel to Finding Nemo.
• Mom: What the fuck happened to Dory?
• Mom: Where's Dori?
• Mom: Why the fuck can't that guy keep track of anyone?
• Me: What guy?
• Mom: That little orange bitch, Marlin.

Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:

takingtheangeltoisengard:

vivianandhersocalledlife:

fleeingthemundane:

That’s it. That’s tumblr.

this is surprisingly accurate

Today, I wore pajamas and a sheet at school because I’m 3000% done with the semester

nonymoose:

forevermisslady:

bitch-i-might-be-hannibal:

nonymoose:

oh my god

Sherlock?

YES!

I was walking down a crowded hallway with my friend and she accidentally stepped on my sheet and I froze and said, “Get. Off. My. Sheet!“ 

Nobody laughed. Except me.

mersaur:

this hiatus is worse than i thought

“When, you know, Darren looks at Chris… Or rather when Blaine looks at Kurt, and the sorrow in his eyes and the apology he keeps trying to give, to Kurt (…) and the sort of sincere sadness, the inner sadness in Blaine when he’s trying to recapture what he had with Kurt… I fall apart. Everytime. It just.. I’m a train wreck.” — Joaquin Sedillo, talking about emotional scenes (interview)

fiyerostigelaar:

All Elder Prices (with official proshots)

“As far as my own personal music is concerned, it just kinda happens…Most of them, I lose. It’ll be the middle of the night or in the morning and I’ll be like ‘yeah that’s awesome but I don’t wanna get out of bed’ and then I lose it. For all I know I’ve lost many hit singles in my laziness to get out of bed.” — Darren Criss on his songwriting (via dare-criss)